I woke up this morning giddy with excitement for the release of Watchmen. As I lay in bed this morning, rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, and wonder what I could do today that would celebrate the occasion. Then a divine image came to my mind:
Rorschach Breakfast. Egg-based face. French toast hat. One word: AWESOME.
So, I ran to the kitchen to get started. First, I took inventory. This is what I needed:
2 Eggs (one for the mask, one for the french toast)
Milk
Ground Cinnamon
Ground Nutmeg (optional)
Bread (I used Honey Wheat bread)
Butter
Red and Blue Food Coloring
1 large pan
3 small bowls
1 fork for mixing
I started with the hat:

Take one egg, about 1/4 cup of milk, cinnamon and nutmeg, and mix in a small bowl.

Next, take a slice of bread, and cut it into the shape of Rorschach's fedora.


Dip the hat in the egg mixture, but don't hold it down too long or else it will get soggy. Place in a greased pan (greased with butter, preferably), and cook both sides evenly.

I got fancy and added a slice of the crust as the little ribbon thingy on the fedora. It should look something like this.

Place the hat in a microwave (DON'T COOK) until finished with eggs.
Now, you'll have enough mixture to make a couple of french toast slices, so I suggest taking advantage of that.
Now that the hard part was out of the way, I began prepping the eggs:

Take the second egg, and separate the yolk from the whites.

Beat the egg yolk until completely gooey.

Then add red and blue food coloring. Beat again. It should look like this.


Take egg whites to the previously used pan, re-grease it, then place the whites into the pan.

The whites will cook really fast, so have your black yolks ready!
Drizzle yolks onto the cooked whites in whatever pattern you choose. Or, if you're really cool, drizzle onto one side, and fold it over after cooking for the real Rorschach look.

Don't worry about flipping the egg - the yolks will cook fine on top.
Now just slide the egg onto a plate (and fold and unfold if you are that cool person), re-heat the hat in the microwave, and add to plate.
It should look a little like this.

Now, kick back, bust out your copy of Watchmen, and enjoy!